Okay, so I'll admit it, lately I've been trying to find somebody to um, keep company with. I get lonely and guys are fun. They're cute (some of them) and funny (some of them) and, best yet, kissable (again, some of them). And yes, I am kind of, sort of, maybe looking for a boyfriend. So I've decided to lay down some rules before I start dating.
1. - Do NOT date anybody from work
2. - Don't date guys you know from church (they're all hypocrites and fake religion because they think you're into it)
3. - Don't date anybody younger than you (because guys take longer to mature anyway, so dating a younger guy would most likely mean dating an even more immature guy)
4. - He has to have his license and, preferrably, his own car
5. - He totally has to have a job
6. - He shouldn't be shy (because I'm shy, and that wouldn't work out too great...)
7. - He should like being outdoors (because I don't like being cooped up inside all the time)
and last, but definitely not least,
8. - He must always be himself, no matter who is around (unless it's your parents :p)
And these are my rules for dating.
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