Bitch moment of the day:
Me and my younger brother, Bert, went to Sonic earlier and we had pulled in to one of the thingamajigs (I don't know what they're called, but it's where the carhops come out with your food and stuff) and anyway, I was backing out because we were done there and this car comes flying up behind us.
Well, I didn't see them 'cuz they hadn't come around the building yet so when they come into view I'm already halfway out of my spot. They stop and let me out, very reluctantly, I reckon. They laid on the horn, so what do you think I did? Rolled down my window, looked back at them and yelled, "Get outta my fuckin' way, dumbfuck!" One of the passengers in the backseat was upset he threw his ice cream cone out of the window and it splattered on the ground.
My brother couldn't understand why I called them a "dumbfuck" and I was practically in tears, I was laughing so hard because they had just wasted their ice cream cone. I explained to him that I just had to call them a "dumbfuck" because it just sounded freakin' awesome, like in the movies or something. He still didn't understand why I couldn't have just called them a "dumbass" like a normal person. But, c'mon, you have to admit, dumbfuck just sounds better.
I cannot believe the stupid shit threw his ice cream cone on the ground like that. I mean, seriously? Why waste perfectly good ice cream? It was freakin' amazing though. It was like a scene out of a movie or something. The way that kid looked at me and then just threw his cone down in a fit. It was amazing.
Yes, I acted like an immature bitch when I yelled at them, but who freakin' cares? It's a Friday night, I can get away with anything. I enjoyed my moment of bitchiness.
Friday, March 23, 2012
Wednesday, March 14, 2012
You Just Gotta Let It Out Sometimes
I'm going to apologize now for what I'm about to be writing. I'm going to rant about how douchebaggy guys are and I just really need to rant right now so if you don't like to read things written in frustration or anger then I suggest that you don't fucking read this post.
Guys are fucking douchebags. Seriously. I can't stand them lately and I'm thinking I should just become a lesbian. Guys that I don't want to like me, like me. And guys that I do want to like me, either don't like me and have no interest in me whatsoever or they don't like me but they want to fuck me anyway.
Guys are wimpy ass douchebags. I went to the movies one night last week with this guy that I met at a fish fry once and we had to wait around for like an hour before our movie started. We had nothing at all to talk about. Absolutely nothing. So he decided to tell me stories about his stupid ass friends and I had to laugh at the stories even though they were just fucking retarded. Then he moved on to tell me about his car and how it has problems and he was working on it one day and he cut his hand. The cut looked nasty but it looked nasty because it looked like he wasn't taking care of it and keeping it clean like he should have done. Then there was this tiny little scratch on his finger that he whined about. Seriously? You could barely see the fucking scratch and he was being a big pussy about it. Even I don't whine about scratches that tiny.
And guys are all the same. They all want the same thing. They just go about getting it in different ways. Some of them pussyfoot around it and be all nice and sweet and try to be everything they think you want and more just so they can get some ass. I hate guys like that. They're dickholes. And some of them are straight up about what they want. I like that, because even if all they want is sex, at least they're not trying to make you believe that they're something they really aren't. It doesn't matter how they go about it, they all want sex. That's all they want.
Guys are stupid pricks. They'll take you out for a nice time and then take you to bed. Or they'll just take you to bed. It all depends on how much or how little you think they should spend on you. Either way, they'll get you in bed and then when they're done satisfying their needs, they'll make plans to hang out with you again and those plans never get acted out because they knew all along that they just wanted one night with you and no more. They do that all the fucking time. They promise to call you or text you or whatever so you can get together again and the whole entire time they're making that promise, they know they don't ever want to see you again. It's as simple as that. Guys are fucking douchebags.
Guys make me sick. They parade around like they own the world and they can get any girl they want and it's because it's true. How many women presidents have we had? None. How many unwed queens do you hear about? I know that I might just be stupid, but I can't think of any. How many women popes or vice presidents are there? Umm, none. Men own the world. And they can get any girl they want because we are weak. Why can't there be more women like Rosa Parks? Why can't we stand up for ourselves because we're sick of all this shit? Of being treated like we're less? I wish we were stronger.
So anyway, guys are douchebags. But you need 'em anyway. You certainly don't want to need them sometimes, but it doesn't really matter what you want sometimes, does it? You need what you need. Despite the fact that guys annoy me and piss me off, I hope someday I can find a douchebag that I can have all to myself.
Guys are fucking douchebags. Seriously. I can't stand them lately and I'm thinking I should just become a lesbian. Guys that I don't want to like me, like me. And guys that I do want to like me, either don't like me and have no interest in me whatsoever or they don't like me but they want to fuck me anyway.
Guys are wimpy ass douchebags. I went to the movies one night last week with this guy that I met at a fish fry once and we had to wait around for like an hour before our movie started. We had nothing at all to talk about. Absolutely nothing. So he decided to tell me stories about his stupid ass friends and I had to laugh at the stories even though they were just fucking retarded. Then he moved on to tell me about his car and how it has problems and he was working on it one day and he cut his hand. The cut looked nasty but it looked nasty because it looked like he wasn't taking care of it and keeping it clean like he should have done. Then there was this tiny little scratch on his finger that he whined about. Seriously? You could barely see the fucking scratch and he was being a big pussy about it. Even I don't whine about scratches that tiny.
And guys are all the same. They all want the same thing. They just go about getting it in different ways. Some of them pussyfoot around it and be all nice and sweet and try to be everything they think you want and more just so they can get some ass. I hate guys like that. They're dickholes. And some of them are straight up about what they want. I like that, because even if all they want is sex, at least they're not trying to make you believe that they're something they really aren't. It doesn't matter how they go about it, they all want sex. That's all they want.
Guys are stupid pricks. They'll take you out for a nice time and then take you to bed. Or they'll just take you to bed. It all depends on how much or how little you think they should spend on you. Either way, they'll get you in bed and then when they're done satisfying their needs, they'll make plans to hang out with you again and those plans never get acted out because they knew all along that they just wanted one night with you and no more. They do that all the fucking time. They promise to call you or text you or whatever so you can get together again and the whole entire time they're making that promise, they know they don't ever want to see you again. It's as simple as that. Guys are fucking douchebags.
Guys make me sick. They parade around like they own the world and they can get any girl they want and it's because it's true. How many women presidents have we had? None. How many unwed queens do you hear about? I know that I might just be stupid, but I can't think of any. How many women popes or vice presidents are there? Umm, none. Men own the world. And they can get any girl they want because we are weak. Why can't there be more women like Rosa Parks? Why can't we stand up for ourselves because we're sick of all this shit? Of being treated like we're less? I wish we were stronger.
So anyway, guys are douchebags. But you need 'em anyway. You certainly don't want to need them sometimes, but it doesn't really matter what you want sometimes, does it? You need what you need. Despite the fact that guys annoy me and piss me off, I hope someday I can find a douchebag that I can have all to myself.
Monday, March 12, 2012
Little Random Facts About Me
I have noticed a few things about myself lately. They're little, unimportant, quirks. I guess, they're a part of what makes me different from every other girl out there and what makes me me.
1. - I always always always get cold in movie theaters. It doesn't matter if I'm burning up in a coat in the lobby, waiting for the movie to start. The minute I find myself a seat in that dark theater room, I'm freezing my ass off and trying to control the shivering.
2. - I love to dip McDonalds chocolate chip cookies into sweet and sour sauce. I started doing this sometime last year when I was working at McDonalds. I was bored one day and I had finished my nuggets and still had some sauce left so I decided to dip my cookies in it. It was soo good because it just added to the deliciousness of the cookies. It gave them a tangy taste that I became addicted to. Every time I go to McDs and get cookies I absolutely have to get some sweet and sour sauce to go with them. I cannot stand eating them without the sauce anymore because it feels like they aren't complete. (Everybody still laughs at me for my strange addiction :p).
3. - I love 80s movies. I'm not sure why, but I really do. They just have something about them that makes me like them and want to watch them over and over and over again. I could watch Dirty Dancing and Some Kind of Wonderful all day long.
4. - I cannot dance to save my life. I have tried by myself and I just look kind of like a retard. I have tried to let my brother-in-law teach me how to dance and I was a complete klutz, stepping on his feet and stepping on my own. I just can't dance. But I certainly like to try.
5. - I love reading sappy romances on rainy days.
6. - Whenever I order from Pizza Hut, I eat and eat and eat until I feel like I'm about to explode. I can really chow down on pepperoni pizza and breadsticks.
7. - I always have room for dessert. No matter how much I eat, there will always be room for dessert. No matter how full I feel, I always some space reserved for dessert in my stomach. Always. And I don't believe there is such a thing as eating "too much dessert."
8. - I believe that it is never too early for a drink. If it's 7pm and I have alcohol, why not drink it to help me relax? If it's noon, why not have a drink so I can get through the rest of the day without pulling out my hair? If it's 5am, why not have a drink to get my day started? Never too early for a drink. If you've got alcohol within reach, drink it up.
9. - I'm a bitch, I really am. I might not like to admit it, but honestly, I am a bitch. True, I'm not always a bitch, but I most definitely have my moments when I am the definition of bitch. We all have our moments. :)
10. - I want to hook up with a guy from every branch of the military. I have no idea why, I just really do. One down, four to go. Army was pretty fuckin' amazing, lets see if any other serviceman can top that.
1. - I always always always get cold in movie theaters. It doesn't matter if I'm burning up in a coat in the lobby, waiting for the movie to start. The minute I find myself a seat in that dark theater room, I'm freezing my ass off and trying to control the shivering.
2. - I love to dip McDonalds chocolate chip cookies into sweet and sour sauce. I started doing this sometime last year when I was working at McDonalds. I was bored one day and I had finished my nuggets and still had some sauce left so I decided to dip my cookies in it. It was soo good because it just added to the deliciousness of the cookies. It gave them a tangy taste that I became addicted to. Every time I go to McDs and get cookies I absolutely have to get some sweet and sour sauce to go with them. I cannot stand eating them without the sauce anymore because it feels like they aren't complete. (Everybody still laughs at me for my strange addiction :p).
3. - I love 80s movies. I'm not sure why, but I really do. They just have something about them that makes me like them and want to watch them over and over and over again. I could watch Dirty Dancing and Some Kind of Wonderful all day long.
4. - I cannot dance to save my life. I have tried by myself and I just look kind of like a retard. I have tried to let my brother-in-law teach me how to dance and I was a complete klutz, stepping on his feet and stepping on my own. I just can't dance. But I certainly like to try.
5. - I love reading sappy romances on rainy days.
6. - Whenever I order from Pizza Hut, I eat and eat and eat until I feel like I'm about to explode. I can really chow down on pepperoni pizza and breadsticks.
7. - I always have room for dessert. No matter how much I eat, there will always be room for dessert. No matter how full I feel, I always some space reserved for dessert in my stomach. Always. And I don't believe there is such a thing as eating "too much dessert."
8. - I believe that it is never too early for a drink. If it's 7pm and I have alcohol, why not drink it to help me relax? If it's noon, why not have a drink so I can get through the rest of the day without pulling out my hair? If it's 5am, why not have a drink to get my day started? Never too early for a drink. If you've got alcohol within reach, drink it up.
9. - I'm a bitch, I really am. I might not like to admit it, but honestly, I am a bitch. True, I'm not always a bitch, but I most definitely have my moments when I am the definition of bitch. We all have our moments. :)
10. - I want to hook up with a guy from every branch of the military. I have no idea why, I just really do. One down, four to go. Army was pretty fuckin' amazing, lets see if any other serviceman can top that.
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