Alkie Whore? I Think Not

   So recently I was called an alcoholic whore. I was talking to my brothers because they cornered me one day when I was on my way to my room and so we stood around for maybe five, ten minutes, talking. My younger brother, Bert, said that I need to stop being a whore and encouraged my older brother, Tim, to tell me what he thinks about my recent actions as well. Tim said he thinks I'm an alcoholic and I'm stupid when I'm drunk.

   First of all, I am not a whore. I was almost kind of insulted that they would call me that because I am their own sister. I have been with four guys in my whole entire 19 years of life and that is it. I am not a fucking whore.

   Second of all, I am not an alcoholic. I like to drink. I like to be drunk. So what? That's no big deal. Most kids my age like to get drunk too and I'm sure they do it more than I do . . . Well, okay, maybe not more . . . I don't know how often the normal 19-yr. old drinks, but I drink maybe two or three times a week. That doesn't make me an alcoholic.

   Thirdly, yes, I am kind of stupid when I'm drunk sometimes. When I get hammered, I sometimes develop a strange addiction to carrying a trashcan around with me wherever I go, but that's only because I don't want to throw up on a friend's floor. That would be gross and I try to have some respect for their carpet. :p But he wouldn't even know how dumb I can be when I get wasted because he's never gone out drinking with me. He's only seen me when my sister brings me home, stumbling all over the place and giggling like a retard.

   So, therefore, I have come to the conclusion that I am not an alcoholic whore, but a normal teenage girl trying to have some fun before she gets too old.

   Before you call somebody an alcoholic or a whore or anything else for that matter, get your fucking facts straight, bitch!