Bitch moment of the day:
Me and my younger brother, Bert, went to Sonic earlier and we had pulled in to one of the thingamajigs (I don't know what they're called, but it's where the carhops come out with your food and stuff) and anyway, I was backing out because we were done there and this car comes flying up behind us.
Well, I didn't see them 'cuz they hadn't come around the building yet so when they come into view I'm already halfway out of my spot. They stop and let me out, very reluctantly, I reckon. They laid on the horn, so what do you think I did? Rolled down my window, looked back at them and yelled, "Get outta my fuckin' way, dumbfuck!" One of the passengers in the backseat was upset he threw his ice cream cone out of the window and it splattered on the ground.
My brother couldn't understand why I called them a "dumbfuck" and I was practically in tears, I was laughing so hard because they had just wasted their ice cream cone. I explained to him that I just had to call them a "dumbfuck" because it just sounded freakin' awesome, like in the movies or something. He still didn't understand why I couldn't have just called them a "dumbass" like a normal person. But, c'mon, you have to admit, dumbfuck just sounds better.
I cannot believe the stupid shit threw his ice cream cone on the ground like that. I mean, seriously? Why waste perfectly good ice cream? It was freakin' amazing though. It was like a scene out of a movie or something. The way that kid looked at me and then just threw his cone down in a fit. It was amazing.
Yes, I acted like an immature bitch when I yelled at them, but who freakin' cares? It's a Friday night, I can get away with anything. I enjoyed my moment of bitchiness.
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