I'm going to apologize now for what I'm about to be writing. I'm going to rant about how douchebaggy guys are and I just really need to rant right now so if you don't like to read things written in frustration or anger then I suggest that you don't fucking read this post.
Guys are fucking douchebags. Seriously. I can't stand them lately and I'm thinking I should just become a lesbian. Guys that I don't want to like me, like me. And guys that I do want to like me, either don't like me and have no interest in me whatsoever or they don't like me but they want to fuck me anyway.
Guys are wimpy ass douchebags. I went to the movies one night last week with this guy that I met at a fish fry once and we had to wait around for like an hour before our movie started. We had nothing at all to talk about. Absolutely nothing. So he decided to tell me stories about his stupid ass friends and I had to laugh at the stories even though they were just fucking retarded. Then he moved on to tell me about his car and how it has problems and he was working on it one day and he cut his hand. The cut looked nasty but it looked nasty because it looked like he wasn't taking care of it and keeping it clean like he should have done. Then there was this tiny little scratch on his finger that he whined about. Seriously? You could barely see the fucking scratch and he was being a big pussy about it. Even I don't whine about scratches that tiny.
And guys are all the same. They all want the same thing. They just go about getting it in different ways. Some of them pussyfoot around it and be all nice and sweet and try to be everything they think you want and more just so they can get some ass. I hate guys like that. They're dickholes. And some of them are straight up about what they want. I like that, because even if all they want is sex, at least they're not trying to make you believe that they're something they really aren't. It doesn't matter how they go about it, they all want sex. That's all they want.
Guys are stupid pricks. They'll take you out for a nice time and then take you to bed. Or they'll just take you to bed. It all depends on how much or how little you think they should spend on you. Either way, they'll get you in bed and then when they're done satisfying their needs, they'll make plans to hang out with you again and those plans never get acted out because they knew all along that they just wanted one night with you and no more. They do that all the fucking time. They promise to call you or text you or whatever so you can get together again and the whole entire time they're making that promise, they know they don't ever want to see you again. It's as simple as that. Guys are fucking douchebags.
Guys make me sick. They parade around like they own the world and they can get any girl they want and it's because it's true. How many women presidents have we had? None. How many unwed queens do you hear about? I know that I might just be stupid, but I can't think of any. How many women popes or vice presidents are there? Umm, none. Men own the world. And they can get any girl they want because we are weak. Why can't there be more women like Rosa Parks? Why can't we stand up for ourselves because we're sick of all this shit? Of being treated like we're less? I wish we were stronger.
So anyway, guys are douchebags. But you need 'em anyway. You certainly don't want to need them sometimes, but it doesn't really matter what you want sometimes, does it? You need what you need. Despite the fact that guys annoy me and piss me off, I hope someday I can find a douchebag that I can have all to myself.
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